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Absolutely nothing

The ideal present for friends who insist on receiving nothing—because less is truly more.

Pizza hut magnet

Just like Marty McFly, you can now travel through time straight to pizza night.

Cat paw oven mitts

Finally, oven mitts that make your paws look cute while doing the hard work of saving them from burns.

“See you later assholes” mug

Let the world know exactly how you feel with every sip of coffee—sassy and unapologetic.

Ravioli-shaped spoon rest

A spoon rest that takes your kitchen from functional to pasta-inspired fabulous.

Life-size
Alberto Angela

Warning: He may steal your heart and teach you history at the same time.

Tailored voodoo doll

Because sometimes, the only way to deal with people is with a little personal touch.

Toilet paper
(96 rolls)

The ultimate survival pack. For who's prepared for anything... even the worst bathroom emergency.

100 Dates bucketlist

Who says you can’t have a hundred chances to find love (or at least a good meal)?

Feline tarot cards

Let the cats decide your future. Who better to trust than a creature that naps 18 hours a day?

6x alcoholic baubles

Because nothing says ‘festive spirit’ like actual spirits inside your tree.

Sign language insults guide

The perfect way to insult people without even opening your mouth—truly a masterclass in passive aggression.

Takeaway
dice

The quickest way to avoid the eternal ‘What’s for dinner?’ debate.

General culture for dummies

Because Googling facts on the fly is too mainstream—get your knowledge in book form!

Kim Kardashian autograph

When you want to add a little ‘celebrity chaos’ to your memorabilia shelf.

Michael Jordan autograph

The ultimate flex for when you want to say, ‘I may not be able to dunk, but I own this!’

The “how to poo” trilogy

A survival guide for office, date, and wilderness bathroom moments—full of practical advices.

Boyfriend's powerful arm

Get the support you need without the whole ‘boyfriend’ emotional baggage.

Lucky cat Maneki Neko

The purrfect way to bring good vibes into your life (it doesn't need food, attention, or walks—just your good fortune)

Calligraphy Starter Kit

For when ‘just writing’ doesn’t feel dramatic enough and you need to add flair.

Excuses generator

100 million excuses to help you skip everything from awkward dinners to your gym membership.

Mac shortcut stickers

Because you’d rather spend your time getting stuff done than memorizing keyboard combos.

Moka Coffee Doser

We trust it daily at Basilico Agency—because nobody has time for bad coffee.

The “egg of thrones” cup

A throne worthy of any egg—whether it's ready to hatch into something mighty or just be scrambled.

Meteorite fragment

Proof that your gift-giving is truly out of this world—straight from the cosmos, and certified to impress!

QI Boosting
guide

The perfect gift for the know-it-all who needs some actual proof to back up their claims.

Cards Against Humanity

The only game where you can be that person and still get invited back.

Uno “no mercy” deck

It’s not about winning, it’s about obliterating your opponents with no mercy.

Mini thermal printer

Who needs a regular printer when you can have a pocket-sized one that fits your chaotic lifestyle?

Studio Ghibli Cookbook

Your kitchen deserves the magic of Totoro, with a little less instant ramen.

Culinary herbs 12x varieties

Not just Basilico (though that's the best part), but 11 other herbs to elevate your kitchen game.

8x Genovese Barilla Pestos

We’re not saying we’re obsessed with pesto, but we run Basilico Agency—eight jars felt right.

Big enter key
usb pillow

For the office worker who needs to hit Enter on relaxation mode, stat!

“Colorama” Color guide

Knowing the difference between teal and turquoise is actually very important.

Logo modernism collection

For when you want your coffee table to scream ‘I’m into design’ without saying a word.

Apple airtag tracker

Now you can track your stuff without the embarrassment of admitting you’ve lost it again.

Multi-tool
pen set

The pen that proves multitasking isn’t just for your brain, it’s for your office supplies too.

Bathroom
guest book

A place for your guests to sign in, leave their thoughts, and maybe reveal if they’ve explored your cabinet.

Custom Wax Seal Kit

Sometimes, a simple envelope just doesn’t say 'I’m a person of mystery and class'—this does.

Lonely planet world

The perfect gift for someone who dreams of traveling but hasn’t figured out where or how to afford it yet.

The book of answers

For those who’ve realized asking Google is overrated and a physical book feels way more mystical.

Giant Kinder Chocolate Bar

Regular-sized treats are for amateurs. This bar is as grand as your sweet tooth’s ambitions.

Pine incense cones

A gift for the nature lover who’s too busy to go outside but still wants to smell like they do.

Mother of Pearl Caviar Spoons

For those who are ready to upgrade their dining experience from ‘tasty’ to ‘utterly opulent'.

Chocolate Sardine Treats

For the person who wants their chocolate with a side of ‘WTF’-ish shapes.

Giant Playing Cards

Because who needs subtlety when you can have a giant queen of hearts?

Alessi Fly Swatter

For the person who takes their fly-killing very seriously—while keeping it chic.

Bialetti Mini Express

The moka that proves small things can be powerful—and perfect for two.

Kartell soap dish

For the design enthusiast who knows that even soap can be a statement piece.

The Book: The Final Guide

Someone has to figure out how to fix this mess, they might as well be the one receiving this book.